since pretty much everyone from our graduating class is engaged, I decided to get engaged too.


psyche.

I finally had to resort to buying a fake engagement ring to keeep all of my adoring fans aways (haha). Specifically Carlos Sanchez, the cliche creepy hispanic guy that hits on every girl who works at the tanning salon. I never thought I'd have to buy a fake engagement ring, but college offers lots of wonderful new experiences.
The sad part about this is my real wedding ring is definitely gonna have to live up to my faker, good luck future hubby.

I'm in dire need of a vacation. After working 40 hours for minimum wage this week....which in my opinion is becoming a serious problem, or would be a serious problem if my job wasn't as amazingly easy as it is. But through a little last minute planning I've decided to road trip it to vegas for fall break with my girls from SUU! My real hope is that maybe i'll meet a hot man on the strip who looks like ashton kutcher and we'll get married and then he'll hit the jackpot. don't judge me, a girl can have her dreams. Fair warning for everyon: don't be surprised if you see me on the newest season of cops the vegas episode, cuz i'm gonna go CRAZY :)
in other news, julia finally cleaned her room. the sad thing is that you have no idea what a big deal this is. I walked in the apartment to find it spotless and it nearly brought tears of joy to my eyes. We're all very pleased that she took the iniative to practice good hygiene. I've also recently invented a bomb recipie for peach smoothies :)

we suck.
i'm not even gonna pretend we're decent.
but i understand, i mean with fine hunnies like us in the stands it must be hard not to get distracted! ashley and i tended to be more entertained by taking pictures than watching the game, go figure. We also hit up a bumpin' garage dance party after the game, complete with a rope swing...ya it was intense, and julia has given up her dream of becoming a world class professional rope swing-er. i'm surprised we didn't get busted up by the cops...oh wait, we did!

sometimes things happen to us, and i can't give an explanation that would fully describe the experience. We had such an event at home on Saturday night, at approximately 8:45, while watching the animal channel (don't judge us). I'll just let the picture say it all, needless to say i spent the next day scrubbing the coffee table with the strongest possible mix of clorox, bleach, and ajax. Unfortunately, the physical damage is nothing compared to the psychological, poor ashley has to go see a counselor once a week now.

greeting from beautiful logan!
I'd like to introduce you to the life of a faggie,
and hopefully educate you on the fabolous, glamorous life of Utah State.
We can only hope that this blog will not only allow me to keep you all
up to date on our lives, but allow me to entertain myself at work.

peace hoes.