sometimes things happen to us, and i can't give an explanation that would fully describe the experience. We had such an event at home on Saturday night, at approximately 8:45, while watching the animal channel (don't judge us). I'll just let the picture say it all, needless to say i spent the next day scrubbing the coffee table with the strongest possible mix of clorox, bleach, and ajax. Unfortunately, the physical damage is nothing compared to the psychological, poor ashley has to go see a counselor once a week now.